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I don't think I should talk in front of strangers, I think I scare them.
I was talking to A. C. Beck today at DDF and we were talking about the drag dance (he used to go to Steller) and I made the comment about how watching all of those people run around in tight skirt and tight pants -- I was seriously tempted to just start slapping asses as they passed, but I resisted and only whapped Julie. Anyway I mentioned this (the urge to slap everyone, not that I did whap Julie) loud enough that people heard me and of course they went "wait, what?" Then I had to explain how people in tight clothes (close to being naked) combined with me being in the right mood equals a playful young man who could be sued for sexual-harassment very easily and many times over. The chuckles, 'OMG' looks, and various cries of embarrassed delight made the honesty well worth it.
Anyway I've got work to go and places to do. Much love ~J