You gotta love rumormongers. Dave, and oddly my brother, have both worked with a guy named Tony. Tony just stopped by to pick up a laptop Dave was renovating. As soon as he realized I was the one at home he had to ask "I was wondering, are you and Dave -- I mean the last time I was here I saw a copy of Alaska Bride and . . ." Apparently he's been telling mutual acquaintances of Dave that he's getting hitched to a twenty year old. I'm not sure whether to be amused or annoyed. Mainly I'm happy he's out of the house, geez but that man can talk.