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I did a photo shoot yesterday for an incredibly popular male (he has over 600 friends on Facebook, how can anyone have that many friends registered on f*cking Facebook?!) and through some blip I had them processed and posted within 12 hours.

Now I have women throwing themselves at me. Gorgeous, talented, STRAIGHT and/or TAKEN women are throwing themselves at me to photograph them. Damnit, can't I just be the sleazy photographer for once and sleep with my clients? At this rate I'll never get a girlfriend.

Stupid hobby, stupid social awkwardness, stupid chivalrous nature!

And the saddest part is that much of the above was earnest rather than ironic.

PS, you can find my photos (should you care to view them) at http://jjpervier.smugmug.com/

ADDENDUM: I have since been scheduled for two more shoots with three others set aside for "sometime when life gets less crazy or after midterms"
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